Well, tomorrow is the day. The tenant’s last day is today, which means tomorrow I can go in & start – well, theoretically.
I went by The Farmhouse yesterday, Sunday. The tenant had a u-haul truck there. I didn’t see much actual work being done, but either way, she knows today is her day to be out.
Immediate things to do:
Order a dumpster!
Buy a 5th of Whiskey
Walk through the house & check things out
Drink Whiskey & buy a pint
Think about “to do list”
Drink Whiskey & buy a quart
Build a bon-fire & start throwing leftover trash in it
Drink Whiskey & enjoy fire
Throw more things in the fire
Try not to fall in the fire
Drink Whiskey, go get a Half, then yell at fire
Watch evil images in the fire
Drink Whiskey & tease the fire
Try not to set house on fire
Watch fire burn all the brush
Splash Whiskey on brush, then drink more
Dance gleefully that you don’t have to bush-hog the brush
Lay down & watch Disney images in the fire
Think about all the Disney princes I never met in the fire
Hope the fire burns itself out as I dream about Disney Princes and how human men suck and maybe I won’t die in the fire
Yes – I think that’ll be a good start. I guess it’s beneficial I don’t drink anymore.